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Don’t Pet PedoBear.

In fact if you see him, please call your local authorities! He has been spotted in various videos and pictures attempting to harass and bait unsuspecting children with crude forms of trickery. There is plenty of evidence to convict this furry pedophile with a knack for evasiveness but we need your help in apprehending him!

The not so cuddly PedoBear.

The not so cuddly PedoBear.

Some of his more overt tactics are detailed below in amateur photographs, purporting free candy to lure unsuspecting children.

Caught on camera, one of PedoBear\'s many tactics.

Caught on camera, one of PedoBear's many tactics.

A quick thinking babysitter with a camera phone snapped this picture of PedoBear in St. Louis, MO while returning from the laundry room downstairs.

It\'s a trap! Caught on camera PedoBear.

It's a trap! Caught on camera PedoBear.

PedoBear has also been known to show up in pictures and videos with subtle “pedo” undertones. Take a look at this advertisement for the Will console for instance.

PedoBear in a Wii Console ad.

PedoBear in a Wii Console ad.

And a not so subtle video with PedoBear in action.

PedoBear doing his best online chat impersonation on video.

PedoBear doing his best online chat impersonation on video.

Filed under:September 2008, Viral

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